Fuck You, uppity bitch

Just a quick rant here before I have to should go to bed.

One thing that absolutely pisses me off is these prissy, uppity bitches who crinkle their noses and look down on me when I'm walking by. I'm not like the sexually-ambiguously-oriented tools they date, I have long hair, a big bushy red beard, a constant scowl and usually jeans with some loose cheap-ass Walmart t-shirt and my vest. In other words, I'm a normal biker. I don't have patches for a club but instead ones for my brothers who have served and those who never came back.

I've put my time in, been overseas, sacrificed my body and my sanity to keep bitches like these safe. It pisses me right off when they look down their noses on me like I'm a leper or some hobo walking by. So I don't look like a pretty tool.. get over it. You're not exactly a catch yourself. If I can see your ribs popping out of your chest, your hair is bleached more than Michael Jackson's skin and you're wearing the big fucktard sunglasses, you aren't much better than me. In fact, you're probably a useless bitch.

At least I did something useful and served in the Army. What's the best you've done so far? Got drunk and gave your tool boyfriend a hummer while he was driving you home?

Fuck You, TJ Max, Ross and the rest of those stores

I realize as I start this that I probably watch way too much tv, but what can you do?

Just a little bit ago there was a commercial on tv talking about being a 'fashionista' and discussing how it isn't bad to wear last season's fashions because you get them at this particular store.

First off, fuck off with this fashionista shit. I'm sick and tired of hearing words with "ista" on it. I blame that horrible show with that horse-faced ugly whore Parker. These words should have never made it into normal life. They should have stayed on the show, or in hell, where they belong.

Second, what is people's obsession with wearing shit that retarded designers think is "fashionable?" Have you ever taken the time to look at some photos from a runway? They are hideously horribly put together. Stupid designs with ugly fabric and even uglier models. It's great being able to see the bones popping out the side of her torso because the designer decided that he wants to have a big empty area the size of Australia under her arm, isn't it? So sexy.

I hate people who buy clothes just to keep up with some "trend" or because it's a certain brand. I would rather spend ten dollars on a shirt that was comfortable than 35 on a piece of shit just because it has some idiot's name on it.