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29 September 2010

Fuck You, IHOP Commercial Guy

This one will be a short one because there isn't much to say about this particular topic. The commercial I'm talking about is the one with two "bikers" who visit IHOP and are sitting outside saying how they're not afraid.. go inside and put on a couple of old-school gay fake glasses with a big Jew nose, Marx eyebrows and shit. They then proceed to order two of the gayest dishes which is aptly named for these two assbandits. Who the hell orders a 'super rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity'? I thought only old people eat this shit. They continue to wear the dumbass glasses while eating then the fatass one hits the other one on the shoulder and laughs.
The fat one is wearing a "brave biker" t-shirt throughout the entire commercial. I guess the writer thought this would be funny, to have a fatass wannabe wearing a "brave" t-shirt but being afraid to say the name of and eat this gay dish without having an obviously fake face on. Yeah, real funny. I'm laughing my ass off. When's the last time you saw a biker with a bunch of gem-it type fugly buttons all over his vest? Looks more like a tubby emo kid that went with a shaved head and a goatee instead of the flock of seagulls haircut and three pounds of black makeup. The twiggy fuck isn't much better. He's almost convincing as a biker but again, he has gem-it shit all over his gloves and keeps them on while he's eating.

Every time this commercial comes on the air, which never happens to be during Sons of Anarchy for some reason, I want to throw something at my tv. That or find these two douchebags, and the writer of this stupid commercial, and introduce them to the real biker community. Speaking of which, I wonder if the Hells Angels have noticed yet that the skinny fuck is wearing a red and white prospect patch on the front of his vest? I'm pretty sure they didn't get permission for that shit.

Here's hoping you like your life, faggot.

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